17TH RULE OF FIGHT CLUB: PLEASE DON’T PUT YOUR MOM AS YOUR EMERGENCY CONTACT, WE DON’T WANT ANYONE’S MOM SHOWING UP HERE MAKING THINGS WEIRD
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Rules for meeting a dog:
1) be cool
2) pet it
3) do not steal it
4) stop running from the owner
5) put it down
6) this isn’t worth jail time
WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE
The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.
Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.
SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.
The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential… these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.
Confucius
(via minuty)
(via minuty)
Look at you. You’re young. And you’re scared. Why are you so scared? Stop being paralyzed. Stop swallowing your words. Stop caring what other people think. Wear what you want. Say what you want. Listen to the music you want to listen to. Play it loud as fuck and dance to it. Go out for a drive at midnight and forget that you have school the next day. Stop waiting for Friday. Live now. Do it now. Take risks. Tell secrets. This life is yours. When are you going to realize that you can do whatever you want?
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